Kącik językowy

[Lynd Seagull]

W ramach wspaniałej tradycji oralnej zapoczątkowanej przez jasny umysł który pierwszy powiedział owe pełne przeznaczenia słowa:
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
pragnę podzielić się tym, co google translator zrobił ze strasznej japońskiej historyjki. Oto dlaczego należy używać formalnego języka, interpunkcji i dziwnych znaczków:

Sixth story, "It was not there."

It 's a story of when I was a junior high school, but if you go to school sometimes and I've been getting close to pulling basket forest from the fall of one year, and the library, from the third floor with a library, the stairs go down to the second floor during lunch break I was repeatedly from the inherent View a picture

One day also, that way, I seemed to look at the picture from the stairs, I I'm a picture of a little girl in the dark

In fact it's in, and Then Na was I was sleeping in the daytime certainly I was absent from school, such as doppelganger, maybe may or so What was to simplistic I wonder, it's was there simply because I was absent that day, It Maybe being alive This is how even now

[End]

Dobra, kto odważy się przetłumaczyć to na polski?

[hydrozagadka]

Też dobre

Ale dodałam skecz pod kątem kącika językowego

[Mariusz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkOaJfrFJhM

mi sie ten najbardziej podoba, czyli "co dali nam Rzymianie?" :-)

[hydrozagadka]

Dla dopełnienia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

[Indra]

Umarłam

[hydrozagadka]

Declinatio secunda

To mi przypomniało tez świetny skecz  z "Żywotu Briana":

[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

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[Indra]

Hahahahahahahahaha:D

[Lynd Seagull]

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

[Tess]

Is it healthy to desire ?
When one desire agitates another ?

Well I think that NOT wanting anything is a symptom of depression.

I feel really alive when I want something more than just 'Basic survival needs'

So - don't stay detached from life = put your passions into action !
And ENJOY THE PROCESS ! 

[Tess]

Matek - so DO enjoy the game !

[matek]

Yes, cause we still want to play the game of ideas!

It's beautiful game and I love it.

[Tess]

Still difficult  to comprehend

[matek]

Oh no.
Strzygi only represent the worst ideas ever:)
Still perfect;)

[Tess]

Yea.
Z wyjatkiem  ? . . .
Strzyg )

[matek]

Yes, I agree. I call it: "perfect" and "ideal".

"Perfect" refers to something which we can't change.
We are all perfect, we can't really change.
We can't change what we really are.
Everything is perfect, as it is.
It's just reality.
We can't change reality.

"Ideal" refers to ideas.
Ideas can change.
Whatever seems to be ideal for us, we can change the ideas.
So we can be ideal or not ideal after different ideas.
But whatever are these ideas, we're still perfect.
And so are these ideas: idea of being "bad" and idea of being "good".
Idea of being "ugly" and idea of being "beautiful".
They all perfect, these ideas.
Everything is perfect. So we are:)