Kącik językowy

[Tess]

And another bullshitting )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE   

[Tess]

Język polityki - bullshiting )

  https://www.facebook.com/thefreethoughtprojectcom/videos/vb.1425604894326440/1814597328760526/?type=2&theater

[IwonkaSlonce]

Miałam to umieścić w ciekawostkach, ale chyba tu też będzie dobrze

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/rihanna-the-illuminati-whore-of-babylon-semiramis-symbolism/

[Tess]

25 cech charakterystycznych, które możemy znaleźć u tych, którzy "budzą się".

  http://collectivelyconscious.net/articles/25-characteristics-you-may-find-in-those-who-are-awakening/ 

[Tess]

Time is thought of as linear, Things happen around the point now, things happened in the past and things will happen in the future. Yet there is a unity in time that relates to ontology - the idea of 'being'. In this 'past time' is memories, and what we think of the 'future' is a project (of becoming). We exist, therefore we 'are'. Time belongs to 'being', yet we are with others and, to conform, we agree to a structure and submit to an 'objective' time - but it is not the time of nature, nor the time of one's heartbeat. Time is 'being'. And One's Time is transforming, evolving, exploring the possibilities within constraints - with a will to look, think and act beyond those constraints: to 'become' something different, yet to 'be' the same organism - existing in a unified time.

Bryan Ferry Where Or When (HQ)
From his 1999 album As Time Goes By.
YOUTUBE.COM

[Tess]

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan
Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/spike_milligan.html 

[Tess]

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.
- Tamora Pierce

The hardness of a diamond is part of its usefulness, but its true value is in the light that shines through it.
- B.K.S. Iyengar

There’s no such thing as ruining your
life. Life’s a pretty resilient thing, it turns out.
- Sophie Kinsella   

[Tess]

Quote from FB

   

I've always been fascinated by the concept of 'The Holy Trinity' so I had another try to understand this somewhat puzzling notion. The first website on the subject wanted to tell me more that Amazon,co.uk are offering 70% off goods - well maybe they can with the tax they don't seem to pay - we do after all live in Thatcher's consumer democracy - and I nearly forgot (dementia) why I was looking at the nominated site and I then thought perhaps that Amazon was one of the three modern co-ordinates of the Trinity (maybe with Facebook and Google) - but no - for according to a certain biblical text the Trinity is composed of 1) the Father (the source of creation and the giver of life 2) the Son, who is the invisible God and His representaive in nature and 3) the Spirit in action - reaching people and influencing them. All three are all somehow the same God - yet still looking and sounding pretty much like Amazon, Google and Facebook to me in practice! A Hindu I knew once questioned the monotheism of Christianity, saying that it was an abridged or simplified version of polytheism. I had no idea what he was talking about! And not having looked far beyond Amazon, Google and Facebook, I must say I still have no idea how such a cooky notion could have originated. But as a model, however, it appears to work for the likes of Amazon, Google and Facebook.
P.S. Please do not take this text (too) seriously, if you are crazy enough to read it! 

[Tess]

On Catholicism, sinicism and more!!!

 Jokes from beneath the cassock!

A nun at a Catholic school asks her students what they want to be when grown up. Little Paula says 'I wanna be a prostitute!' 'What did you say?' asks the shocked nun. 'I wanna be a prostitute!' little Paula repeats. 'Thank Heavens' said the nun, 'I thought you said a Protestant!'

Why did the priests giggle all of a sudden? Mass hysteria!
Water .......H2O Holy Water............H2OLY

It is said that an underground tunnel was discovered from the cathedral in Malaga to what had been a brothel. ('God's tunnel of Love') Not a Joke!!

A priest is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The policeman smells alcohol on the priest's breath and sees an empty bottle on the car floor. He asks the priest 'You been drinking?' Just water the priest replies. The policeman says 'You reek of wine!' 'Jesus Christ' says the priest, 'He's done it again'.

NOTES for non-Christian reader: First joke - Catholics and Protestants, historically, do not like each others religion - witness the poor Huguenots who fled Catholic persecution in France, came to Lancashire and never left. Last joke: Jesus (God bless him) turned water into wine as one of his reported miracles. It is, however, no miracle to turn wine to water as it progresses through the body.

[Tess]

Although I may try to describe love,
When I experience it - I'm speechless.
                   
                               Rumi

[Tess]

On any religious bullshit.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTXN5nOstRs 

[Wniebowziecie Grubego]

OD  GROSZA  DO  CHŁOPA

grosz to pieniądz
pieniądz to forsa
forsa to grunt
grunt to ziemia
ziemia to matka
matka to anioł
anioł to stróz
stróż to dozorca
dozorca to gospodarz
gospodarz to chłop

[Tess]

Ways to get on in education today:
1) Repeat the ideas of others
2) learn how to cheat well
 3) Become apt at deception, and accept the process of self-deception.
 4) Avoid creativity
 5) Don't Panic
6) Panic
7) Cultivate an aura of confidence
Don't sit at the front of the class
 9) Don't sit at the back of the class
 10) Don't appear too bright
11) Avoid dialectics
 12) Don't ask any awkward questions
 13) Let the teacher leave the classroom first
14) ABC - Adapt/Behave/Conform.

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[KorneliaX]

Angielski dla początkujących, ona chyba się rozkręca, ale wróżę jej ogromny sukces, bo ma autentyczny talent do przekazywania wiedzy i przykuwania uwagi do tego o czym mówi. Jak zrobi kiedyś dla średniozaawansowanych na pewno będę śledzić.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDmaeeo1G7K9pbCy19PBx5A/videos

[Tess]

Uczymy sie języków

  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1uxt63_jean-francois-maurice-pas-de-slow-pour-moi-learning-french-with-paroles_music